What, no one wants any rolexes?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

the other day, as i was on my daily 100 mile bike ride up a moutain, followed by a BASE jump to the bottom, i noticed that there were llamas in the skies. as i pondered this, i found that llamas in the skies sounds remarkably like llamas in DISGUISE. which of course means that there is a large fleet of ninja llamas on an airplane shaped like a cloud. Clouds are fluffy. so are sheep. sheeps are llama wannabees. wannabees sound like wee bees. wee bees don't taste very good. either does recycled toilet paper. toilet paper is the item found in the largest quantities at landfills. hobos live in landfills. hobos are like hippies. hippies have the best candy. candy is sweet like a lemon. lemons are yellow. so is snow. snow is cold. so is december. december has 31 days.

so a fleet of llama ninjas will decend from the heavens riding sheap eating hamburgers while getting into a knife fight with hobos while hippies are trying to break it up, hurling down yellow snowballs wrapped in toilet paper and squirting lemon juice at random people in landfills in exactly 31 days. its just logic. and thats why i stopped riding my bike.

yay

Talentless tossers win awards all the time, which in itself is unfair as the bigwigs in the music industry seem to overlook hardworking talented bands like yourselves for nobbits whose only talents seem to be talking fast and wearing enough bling that would make Mt T proud.

just to let you know that Hanny is a closet Kanye West fan, not very rock and roll is it?!!!!!